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"Abraham Lincoln, because his sexy ears looked like a monkey's, and I like his whiskers."

November 25, 2003 1:06 am

By CRAIG GRAZIANO

YOUTH CORRESPONDENT

--Chris Lanzarone, senior, Chancellor High School

"Thomas Jefferson, red hairahhhh."

--Alix Mayer, senior, Chancellor

"John F. Kennedythen I'd be Marilyn Monroe."

--Shana Sakolsky, senior, Chancellor

"James Buchanan. I mean, come on--he's got a weapon in his name (cannon), and he fueled the Civil War. You know that's hot."

--Cole Grinnell, senior, Chancellor

"George Washington, because he could take out his wooden teeth."

--Stephanie Potter, senior, Chancellor

"Grover Cleveland, because I like my presidents named after 'Sesame Street' characters and cities in Ohio."

--Giancarlo Ripollone, junior, Chancellor

"Christopher Walken. I know he's not president YET, but when he is, he'll have been the sexiest president ever when he dies. Walken 2004!"

--Matt Luger, first year, Germanna Community College

"Franklin Roosevelt was a hot manbeast."

--Thomas Gonzalez, Monkey, Courtland High School

"Arnold Schwarzenagger. Yes, I know he's foreign, but we can change that."

--James Judice, Courtland





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