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Just about every Interstate 95 exit has signs promising food–lodging–gas, but not all exits truly deliver convenience. Date published: 12/9/2004
Lorton, 9:20 on a Sunday night. Heading south, droopy from playing 51/2 hours of Scrabble with a cutthroat Northern Virginia club, I have a simple wish.
An open McDonald’s, or anyplace where a sustaining cup of coffee can emerge from a drive-through window. Just before the Lorton exit off Interstate 95, signs promise the roadside trifecta of gas, food, lodging. But almost as soon as I round the exit’s 20 mph curve, I suspect I’ve been punked.
The only light is from a gas station with a convenience store. I imagine coffee crusting on the bottom of pots that have cooked since dawn.
Feeling eerily untethered from the I–95 lifeline, I abandon my caffeine dreams. I make a left into a subdivision. A U-turn. A right. It’s two miles back to the interstate. Suckered again. Interstate 95 is not a pleasure drive. Its value is that it gets us from point A to point B, as fast as is legally possible—faster if we don’t get caught.
1. Be respectful. No personal attacks.
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